August 19, 2017

News:

Girls, success and class are not sexually transmitted!

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Yazi the world is coming to an end mara! Mhm, your Queen thought she’d let this one pass, but aikona… much as I make it my business to mind my own business, some things are just worth mentioning even if it’s kancani nje. So where do I start? Mmm, let me see. Ok, so we witnessed one of those good weekends in the City of Roses. A weekend of stingy BEE blokes who can’t ‘afford’ to buy their nyatsis decent weaves. Imagine, someone wearing a weave for nine months like it’s a pregnancy. Iyo, sies maan. You see, this is…

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Lord, forgive those who chowed Easter bummies

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Hello Bloemies! Hope you had a whale of a time over the past Easter long weekend. Well, I did. And believe you me, the City of Roses lived up to its reputation of BloemFUNtein. I mean, the city refused to go to go to sleep this weekend as hundreds of flocked to various night joints to get down and dirty. And I mean real dirty *claps hands* Did I just hear someone asking if it is possible, or proper, to have ‘Easter’ and ‘dirty’ in the same sentence? Yep, I said it; your eyes are not playing tricks on you….

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Riky Rick gets new wheels

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Remember those rumours that Mabala Noise had threatened to take away Riky Rick’s “material possessions?” Well, judging by the flashy new Ferrari Riky just bought himself, it’s clear that the rapper is not feeling the pinch. Riky recently arrived in style at an event in the slick new sports car. While Riky himself was shy to speak about his new set of wheels, Cassper Nyovest let the cat out the bag. Cassper told a room full of journalists at a recent event that Riky had spoilt himself with a Ferrari, and was even convincing him to buy one. The Tito Mboweni hitmaker…

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