October 24, 2016

News:

9 000 children die from diarrhoea -

Friday, October 21, 2016

Bloem man blames rape on porn -

Friday, October 21, 2016

Bloemfontein dad, daughter fight for life -

Friday, October 21, 2016

Thabo Mofutsanyana gears up for initiation season -

Friday, October 21, 2016

Boost for QwaQwa rural schools -

Friday, October 21, 2016

‘It was only a game’ – child sex accused -

Friday, October 21, 2016

Re-opening of taxi rank on the cards -

Friday, October 21, 2016

Govt stands by farmers -

Friday, October 21, 2016

Public officials to get rights lessons -

Friday, October 21, 2016

Cabinet okays hate Bill publication -

Friday, October 21, 2016

Labour goes to the people -

Friday, October 21, 2016

Police issue fraud warning -

Friday, October 21, 2016

The negative of positive thinking -

Friday, October 14, 2016

Mlamleli vows to fight TB -

Friday, October 14, 2016

Municipalities urged to form ward committees -

Friday, October 14, 2016

Western forces behind anti-Zuma calls -

Friday, September 30, 2016

Golfer’s line-up for Peter Itholeng Classic -

Friday, September 23, 2016

Nzimande: Student debt is a global problem -

Friday, September 23, 2016

Former Sars tax agent jailed for fraud -

Friday, September 23, 2016

Repo rate kept unchanged -

Friday, September 23, 2016

Mr P, please give them hookers a break!

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the-weekly-sl2Mr Accountant has absolutely no shame. We all know you thrive on lose balls or rather less intelligent ones but your latest project is an embarrassment to your home town. You really must go easy on rotten preference old friend.

Now that we got that out of the way, allow me to get straight into it. Is it me or is Shaun’s snorting getting worse? Bathong, what in the blue hell is wrong with this yellow bone dude. Guess its damn near impossible to expect a spoilt brat like him to behave at all.

So the doctor decided to show me the middle finger because I exposed his snorting tendencies as well. Eish, I should really get my lawyer so that I can start suing the living hell out of these suckers for being abusive towards moi.

Rumours have it that Siyabonga Khosi consumed the whole family, including Sindiswa. Well I for one don’t understand how in the blue hell some people can parade new love like that with everything that has come to light. Talk about absence of scruples.

Congratulations are in order to a very special someone for finally coming out of the closet. And to think your stupid behind threatened to sue when I said you are a fan of both worlds. Oh well, moi is so happy that you finally chose a team. Lol

Jealousy aside, Nthabiseng Moilwa stole the show. I mean when you dressed in a short that skimpy with your whole assets out for the world to see, Lord knows you the fashion killer dear. Some girls really!

Somebody please tell Mike P to stop showing up with those hookers of his…I mean we all have our addictions but yours is on another level. Can we please organize a seminar to pray for this man hleng bathong!

What will night life be without Hunters dance moves dominating the dance floor? Eish, some people really know how to keep the spotlight on themselves without even trying hard.

Let me say this once and for all, whoever is dressing Bra Tiki deserves a bonus shame. He/she’s fashion taste is beyond on point hleng.

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After seeing Ms PA’s wig, right there and then I concluded that this is exactly what happens when keeping it fake goes wrong. The girl has worn wigs so much throughout her shenanigan days that her hairline has been eaten away. This is a lesson to all the weave and wig wearers, you have to keep your real hair healthy and let your scalp breathe. My condolences!

When you are having difficulty trying to connect something simple as A to B then you really have drank way too much alcohol. It is amusing to see someone so intoxicated that they are having trouble using something as simple as a seatbelt. My beloved director at the brown building, kindly refrain from consuming so much next time; with all due respect.

As for your partner, Lord knows I so don’t remember when last I saw Reed sober good people. This girl is either tumbling out of the club or party drunk out of her mind. Well, guess the two are just perfect for one another.

Alright folks, that’s all from me, until next time, Whatever!

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