What goes down in Vegas stays in Vegas
Despite feeling somewhat under the weather, you can always count on yours truly to show my unwelcome face and do what I do best… I’ll never get tired of saying this, I am not affected by the subliminal thrown by some of you lovely people regarding what I do… But by all means, feel free to keep them coming…
First let me say I am extremely happy to see Prince Kaybee and Audrey have kissed and made up. The two got me worried there for a moment, especially with their song doing so well. Like I said, I am super excited that their house is in order now. However, I can’t help but wonder why the songbird always finds herself in these unpleasant situations. If I my memory serves me well, she was in a similar situation with The Fraternity sometime last year. Jan neh!
Gao Mokone is the only person who thinks it’s’ cool to….(let me rather not say it, I am already the villain of the town, so I can’t afford to add more people to my enemy list). After a long time, I decided to show face at Mahungra to see what the place had in store for me.
The reception was super awesome, thanks to the obvious people who I will not mention for reasons I cannot disclose. I say it with conviction, Mr. Shiny head is full of surprises. Apart from being a certified alcoholic, the brother rocked the dance floor like never before – he even got a standing ovation from his senseless friends. #welldeservedboy
Let me extend a friendly warning to my fellow colleagues who continue to misbehave. On my father’s grave, I am so gonna whip ya’ll in the butt one of these good days for your outrageous conduct – be warned.
Dr. Thapelo, I seriously am struggling to figure out what kind of doctor behaves in such an appalling manner. But who in the blue hell said doctors can’t get drunk? Scratch that, Doc, it was absolutely pleasant seeing you fun, so who’s the queen to judge!
Once again and for the very last time, Mr. Mercedes please pay back the money because really, it’s total unacceptable for you to be sipping expensive whisky while failing to reimburse ngwana wa batho. As a matter of fact, it borders on lack of respect. Of course I understand stupidity is something that has always been close to your heart, but ache ka nnete abuti, it’s long overdue.
The three high mileage musketeers graced us with their presence. Seeing them gave me mixed feelings. Hard to believe how such beautiful sisters have subjected themselves to such a life all in the name of being the “it girls”. Its’ a damn shame what this world has come to.
Speaking of the musketeers, what happened to the beautiful Ntombi? I don’t mean to be callous, but the sister was way too generous for my liking, no wonder the former ‘it girl’ looks all worn out and beaten up. I’ll pray for you darling!
And by the way, just because your dad is (name withheld) does not give you the right to speak ill of others. Before you talk trash, we both know I have so much dirt on you. Lord knows if I were to spill the beans, whatever is left of your reputation will just go up in smoke…#umustcareful
Deliwe Thukani, I love the hairstyle girl. I must say, for the past two months your hairdos have been on point lala. And on that note, can you kindly hook Waxx DJ up with a stylist hle. Dude knows I have nothing but love for him, but truth is he’s been struggling with that massive afro of his. So please, hook him up and send the bill my way; that’s how much I love the dude.
Congratulations to Mr. Pule on his new sneakers. Nice as they are, I don’t think it’s necessary to be looking at them every two minutes, brother; yes, they are yours if you’re still trying to come to terms with the fact, so yeah, take a chill pill. You’re still my favourite bartender though! Alright folks, that’s all from the villain, until next time, madcrazy love for all of ya!!
