April 24, 2017

Lord, forgive those who chowed Easter bummies

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Hello Bloemies! Hope you had a whale of a time over the past Easter long weekend. Well, I did. And believe you me, the City of Roses lived up to its reputation of BloemFUNtein. I mean, the city refused to go to go to sleep this weekend as hundreds of flocked to various night joints to get down and dirty. And I mean real dirty *claps hands* Did I just hear someone asking if it is possible, or proper, to have ‘Easter’ and ‘dirty’ in the same sentence? Yep, I said it; your eyes are not playing tricks on you….

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Riky Rick gets new wheels

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Remember those rumours that Mabala Noise had threatened to take away Riky Rick’s “material possessions?” Well, judging by the flashy new Ferrari Riky just bought himself, it’s clear that the rapper is not feeling the pinch. Riky recently arrived in style at an event in the slick new sports car. While Riky himself was shy to speak about his new set of wheels, Cassper Nyovest let the cat out the bag. Cassper told a room full of journalists at a recent event that Riky had spoilt himself with a Ferrari, and was even convincing him to buy one. The Tito Mboweni hitmaker…

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Inner beauty my foot, we don’t have X-rays

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Look good people, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with thinking you’re beautiful, but it becomes a seriously cosmetically challenging problem when you’re the direct opposite of beautiful. I mean really, why in Hades does Thembi think she’s all that. I mean look at her, kore just look her. Girl, kore the way o le mobe ka teng, you look like an angry hippopotamus about to charge. Girl, you give a whole new meaning to the world ‘ugly’. Batho ba modimo! And don’t you even for a second think of telling us you have inner beauty coz we don’t go around carrying…

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